Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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