U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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