is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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