I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you inspire me to be a worse person
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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