awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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