it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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