super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Come back. Shots need mouths.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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