Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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