He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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