i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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