Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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