omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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