Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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