hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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