we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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