4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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