I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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