I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
