you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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