If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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