Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
and she was petting her beer can
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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