i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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