You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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