Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I checked into jail on foursquare
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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