did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
