White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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