She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.