Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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