And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us