I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor