is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Randomize