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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises

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  Agreed.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.

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• (707): View more from California

  Can't talk, ducks in the car

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