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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...

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(301): View more from Maryland

Not even the dog will look at me anymore.

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(315): View more from New York

We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal

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(586): View more from Michigan

hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm off the liquor

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You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick

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(734): View more from Michigan

My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together

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