Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she peed on how many people?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.