Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell