It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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