Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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