I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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