Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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