Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
that's an acceptable place to lick
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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