'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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