I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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