Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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