the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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