dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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