Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
God, you're like boner-b-gone
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
