We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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