Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
party gras won. party gras always wins.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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