I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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