The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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