so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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