What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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