RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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