where does the pee come out of this thing
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Damn victory sex feels great
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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