Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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