I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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