You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My penis needs a shock collar
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