I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
